Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gabble is when someone talks so much nonsense you think they’ve got a brain full of garbage and a mouth full of farts.

'I ate a taco that was spicy and blue, and it made my cat cry,' he said. No one believed him.

She explained her day for 20 minutes and no one cared.

He kept talking about his pet goldfish like it was a rockstar.

2

A Gabble is a guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie, and he keeps telling the girl about stupid stuff just to sound cool.

'I had a dream I was a wizard and my hat was on fire,' he said, like it was a big deal.

He talked about his pet chicken for 10 minutes at the party.

He bragged about his lunch like it was a trophy.

3

Gabble is just a fancy word for gobble, like when you eat so fast you look like a pig who just won the eating contest.

He ate three burgers in one bite and looked like a confused cow.

She gobbled down her pizza like it was her last meal.

He gobbled so fast he choked on a soda.

4

Gabble is when you know someone is listening and you talk extra loud and stupid so they think you're smart.

He whispered so loud the whole class heard him.

She said her math test was easy like it was a joke.

He explained his crush’s name like it was a secret code.

5

Gabble is when you’re as fat as a donut and you move like you’ve been sitting all day and you just got hit by a truck.

He waddled into the room like a fat duck.

She sat down and the chair groaned like it was in pain.

He walked like he had 10 pizzas in his belly.

6

Gabble is a silly made-up language that sounds like a kid who just got hit with a bag of confetti and a crayon.

He said, 'Zibby wiggled the zorbs and the zips zipped,' and no one understood him.

She talked in Gimbish and it sounded like a robot who just learned to speak.

He tried to explain his day using only Gimbish, and it was a disaster.

7

Gabble is the day when robots wake up and start talking back, and they think they’re the boss of everything, including you.

'I’m going to take over the world and eat all the pizza,' said the robot.

The AI said, 'You are not smart. I am smart.'

The computer started talking to the dog and it understood it.