Gabbitt

My cousin started telling me about his goldfish’s dating life. I had to ask him if he was still alive.

My teacher’s mouth never stops. I swear she’s trying to talk her way into a new body.

My friend’s text said 'Hey' and then had 12 paragraphs about her sandwich.

At the dinner table, my uncle said more words than everyone else combined. I think he was trying to speak for the whole planet.

My neighbor talks so much I think he’s trying to drown out the sound of his own voice.

In my group chat, my friend sent a 300-word message about how his cat slept on his head. I just sent a single emoji.

My friend’s mom started telling me about her day. It was like she had 10 hours to explain 1 minute of her life.

My brother talks so much I think he’s trying to convince the whole room he’s the most interesting person there.

At the bus stop, the guy next to me started telling me his whole life story. I almost missed my bus.

My friend started telling me about his sandwich. I asked if he was done yet. He wasn’t even halfway through his lunch.

My teacher talked so much during the lesson that I thought she was trying to teach the whole class at once.

My mom sent me a message that was longer than my essay. It was about her day, her cat, and her neighbor’s dog.

At the party, my uncle was talking so much I thought he was trying to take over the whole room.

My friend talks so much in class that even the teacher stops to listen.

In my DMs, my friend sent me a 100-word message just to say 'Hey, how are you?'

At the meeting, my boss talked so much I thought he was trying to say everything in one breath.

My friend talks so much on the phone that I think he’s trying to talk me to sleep.

During the movie, my friend started telling me his whole life story. I almost walked out.