Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

blabbering so fast it sounds like a goat with a mouth full of broken glass

'I can't understand a word you're saying, dude, you're like a broken radio!'

'He talked so fast, I thought he was trying to give me a brain fart.'

'She was gabbing so fast, I asked if she wanted to speed up the conversation.'

2

so cool you could freeze time and still be the main character

'He walked in like he owned the place, and honestly, he did.'

'That guy was cool, like a superhero with better fashion sense.'

'She was so cool, I asked if she wanted to be my main character.'

3

those fancy pants that looked like they were made by a guy who had never seen a real pair of pants before

'Those pants looked like they were made by a guy who had never seen a real pair of pants before.'

'He wore those pants like they were a fashion statement and not just a mistake.'

'Those Gabadine slacks looked like they were made by a blind guy with a sewing machine.'

4

a man so hot, he could melt ice cream and still look cool doing it

'That guy was hot, like he was made of fire and still had time to flirt.'

'He was so hot, I asked if he wanted to be my main character.'

'He looked so hot, I thought he was trying to seduce my dog.'

5

a guy who talks like he’s in a French rap battle and still makes bad life choices

'He rapped like a pro but still wore the same hat every winter.'

'He made the best rhymes but still criticized vegetarian diets and then ate a whole steak.'

'He was cool, but he also had the worst fashion sense of all time.'

6

a girl who talks way too much and still thinks she’s the best at everything

'She talked so much, I thought she was trying to fill the silence with her voice.'

'She was so friendly, but she also thought she was the best at everything.'

'She was so talkative, I asked if she wanted to be my best friend and my worst enemy.'

7

a guy who acts like a girl and cries at everything, like a baby with a broken heart

'He cried like a baby when his favorite song came on.'

'He was so emotional, I asked if he wanted to be my main character and my worst enemy.'

'He was so gay, he cried when his friend got a new haircut.'