Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loudmouthed, stubborn, backstabbing diva who thinks they're the center of the universe and will curse you out if you don't agree.

I'm not crying, you're just crying harder than me, and I know it.

You said you'd support me, and then you posted my ex's face on a pizza box.

I didn't start the drama, but I will finish it with a side of drama.

2

A walking mood swing who will yell at you for not liking their hair and then cry because you didn't like their hair.

My hair is perfect. You're the one who's ugly.

I cried for 15 minutes because you said my hair looked like a raccoon.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed and slightly insulted.

3

A person who thinks they're the most important person on Earth and will yell at you for not giving them enough attention.

You didn't text me back fast enough. I'm now ignoring you for 10 years.

I'm the most important person. You're just a background character.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just giving you the silent treatment with a side of drama.

4

A person who will fight you for the last piece of pizza and then cry when you win.

That last slice was mine. You stole it.

I cried for 5 minutes because you stole my pizza.

You took the last slice, and now I'm mad at you.

5

A person who will take your phone and post your face on a meme, then yell at you for not liking it.

I took your phone and posted your face on a meme. You're welcome.

You didn't like my meme. Now you're mad at me.

I'm not mad. I'm just slightly insulted and slightly dramatic.

6

A person who will yell at you for not liking their outfit and then cry because you didn't like their outfit.

I wore this outfit for you. You're the one who's ugly.

I cried for 10 minutes because you said my outfit looked like a trash bag.

You didn't like my outfit. Now I'm mad at you.