Gabbeth

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A dog mom who lives in a trash can and only comes out to smoke weed and judge your life.
She texted me: 'You still alive? I saw your dog eat your ex's face.'
She left a voicemail: 'You better bring me snacks or I’ll tell your kids you’re a fraud.'
She DM’d me: 'Your life is a mess. I’m proud.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who lives in a cave and only comes out to smoke weed and yell at pigeons.
She posted on Instagram: 'Pigeons are the worst. They stole my snack.'
She sent me a tweet: 'You better not forget my birthday or I’ll summon the cave spirits.'
She texted me: 'Your life is a failure. I’m just getting started.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A dog mom who lives in a dumpster and only comes out to smoke weed and curse your existence.
She texted me: 'Your life is a disaster. I’m just getting started.'
She posted on Twitter: 'I saw your dog eat your neighbor’s kid. I’m very proud.'
She sent me a DM: 'You better bring me snacks or I’ll tell your kids you’re a fraud.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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