gabberflasted

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whatever you feel like it is, and probably something stupid

My mom called me a gabberflasted bag of donuts.

I told my teacher I was gabberflasted because I didn't know what gabberflasted meant.

My dog looked at me like I was gabberflasted and ate my homework.

when you're so confused you think you're being yelled at by a confused parrot

I was gabberflasted when my math teacher said, 'This is easy!' and then wrote a whole equation on the board.

My friend got gabberflasted when I told him I was going to be a flamingo for a week.

I was so gabberflasted I started speaking in rhymes and got sent to the principal's office.

when you're so flabbergasted you're like, 'What the hell is going on?' and then you start speaking like a fancy English lord

I was gabberflasted when my mom said, 'I’m going to be a dragon.'

My dog got gabberflasted and started talking like a king.

I was gabberflasted and said, 'By the might of my socks, this is the worst day ever!'

when someone says something so boring it turns you into a statue that also doesn't understand what a statue is

My teacher said, 'Now, let’s do this problem,' and I was gabberflasted into silence.

My brother told me a story about his goldfish, and I was gabberflasted into a potato.

I was gabberflasted by my mom’s 10-minute explanation of how to tie a shoelace.