Gabber

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Gabber is like techno music that sounds like your dog got run over by a truck. The beats are so loud and messed up, it’s like your ears are on fire. People throw random sounds in there, like someone screaming in a bathroom.

'This Gabber is so loud, I think my ears are gonna fall off.'

'I tried to listen to Gabber, and now I hate my life.'

'That Gabber track is louder than my ex's voice.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Gabber is just a sandwich that’s so greasy and messy, it looks like it was made by a raccoon. People add bacon, ham, sausage, and candy to it. It’s like a food fight in your mouth.

'I ate a Ham Gabber and now I feel like I’ve been through a war.'

'That Hot-Bone Gabber looks like it was thrown at me.'

'I tried to eat a Candy-Ass Gabber and now I’m sticky.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Gabber is someone who talks like they're in a fancy restaurant, but when they're with their own kind, they sound like they just woke up from a nap. They switch accents like they're playing a game.

'He said, ‘Gabber, come here,’ and then talked like he was a king.'

'She talked like she was in a movie, then went back to her normal accent.'

'He switched accents so fast, I thought he had a second head.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabber is a Dutch word for a friend, but also a type of music that makes your brain hurt. It’s like a party in your head, but the music is so loud, it’s like your brain is screaming.

'My Gabber friend hit me with a beat so loud, I felt it in my bones.'

'That Gabber music is like my brain is in a fight.'

'Gabber is the reason I have a headache every day.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabber is a word that came from a kid yelling in a restaurant like he was ordering a pizza. Now it’s used everywhere, like in songs and video games, and it means different things depending on who says it.

'That kid yelled ‘Gabber please!’ like it was the most important thing in the world.'

'I heard the word Gabber in a song and now I can’t stop thinking about it.'

'Gabber is in a video game level called Diamond Blade, and I’m never going back.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Gabber is a cop who probably doesn’t like you. But it’s also a type of music that’s so loud, it might make you want to punch someone. It’s like a cop and a beat-up car had a baby.

'That Gabber cop gave me a ticket for playing music too loud.'

'I heard Gabber music and thought I was in a police chase.'

'Gabber is like the worst cop and the loudest beat ever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Gabber is a friend from Rotterdam who likes techno music so much, they probably hate your life. They got the name from a bouncer who told them to leave a club, and now it’s used everywhere, like when your friend yells ‘Gabber!’ at you.

'My Gabber friend told me, ‘Gabber, come here!’ and then played a beat so loud.'

'That Gabber music is worse than my ex.'

'Gabber is like a friend who also hates your life.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago