Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny piece of garbage who talks too much and acts like they're the most important person in the room.

'Gabbe is like a broken record, and I'm the one who has to listen to it.'

DM: 'Why is Gabbe here? I didn't sign up for this.'

Text from my mom: 'Gabbe is the reason your GPA is lower than a dirtbag's self-esteem.'

2

A black girl who smells like old pizza and has no filter.

'Gabbe walks in, and I know the day is going to be a disaster.'

Text: 'Gabbe just called me a f***ing f***. I'm not even mad.'

DM: 'Gabbe's ass is louder than my sister's mouth.'

3

A nickname for Gabby or Gabriella, but only if your friend is high on Skittles and has a crush on her.

'Gabbe? That's the best your friend could come up with?'

Text: 'Gabbe is my new best friend. Also, she's cute.'

DM: 'Gabbe is my crush, and I hate it.'

4

A magical being who appears in your life and makes everything better, like when you're stuck in a bad relationship.

'Gabbe walked in, and suddenly I didn't care about my ex anymore.'

Text: 'Gabbe is like a miracle in human form.'

DM: 'Gabbe just saved my life. I'm giving her a 10/10.'

5

A grade-A bonified bitch who thinks she's the center of attention.

'Gabbe is like a grade-A bonified bitch who thinks she's the main character.'

Text: 'Gabbe got a B on her math test. She cried like it was the end of the world.'

DM: 'Gabbe is the reason I failed English.'

6

A girl you would never beat in a fight. She's the worst kind of human.

'Gabbe is like a weakling who can't even stand up to me.'

Text: 'Gabbe is the reason I never slay anyone.'

DM: 'Gabbe is like a ghost, and I'm just here to suffer.'

7

A backstabbing lesbian who flirts with guys in the back of cars while cheating on her best friend.

'Gabbe just ditched me for some guy in the back of a car.'

Text: 'Gabbe is a traitor and a lesbian. I'm f***ed.'

DM: 'Gabbe is my best friend, and she's also a backstabbing f***.'