Gabbart

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Weaklings who blow bubbles with BNSF, scream at CSX, snore like a freight train, and are shorter than a boxcar.

"I foam BNSF so hard I turned my cousin into a snorer."

Just saw a Gabbart crying in the rail yard. He got beaten by a CSX train.

They’re so short they think boxcars are ceilings.

People who flake out on BNSF, throw fits at CSX, sound like a broken train, and are barely tall enough to see the tracks.

My Gabbart uncle got fired for snoring during a meeting.

They foam BNSF like it’s a soap commercial.

He’s shorter than a cargo container and thinks he’s a conductor.

Bums who bubble BNSF, curse CSX, snore like a locomotive, and are so short they think boxcars are hats.

That Gabbart tried to foam BNSF and ended up snoring in a boxcar.

He’s so short he thinks he’s a conductor just because he saw a train once.

They foam BNSF so hard they turned their dog into a snorer.