Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drop your nuts like a sack of potatoes during a bad fall or a stupid accident.

He tripped on a banana peel and Gabbard'd himself in front of the whole class.

My dog ran into me and I Gabbard'd like a rookie.

You Gabbard'd during the football game and now you're the weakest link.

2

A flip-flop machine who can't decide if they want to be a hot Milf or a spy.

She switched sides faster than I can switch my lunch.

One minute she's for democracy, the next she's for Putin.

She flipped like a pancake at the breakfast of champions.

3

A hot Milf who tried to be president but got caught cheating with Putin and now works for the bad guys.

She seduced Putin and then became his spy like a bad rom-com.

She got rejected by Trump and then got a job with the enemy.

She turned from a Milf to a spy like a bad hair day.

4

A Russian dog who eats our democracy and barks at our president.

She's a Russian dog who barks at our president every day.

She's a Russian asset who eats our democracy like a sandwich.

She's a Russian spy who barks at our president like a mad dog.

5

The Russian spy who thinks she's in charge of our secret agents.

She thinks she runs our secret agents like a boss.

She's the spy who thinks she's in charge of the whole show.

She's a spy who thinks she's the main character in a spy movie.

6

A Peterson-sphere fake who talks too much and nobody believes her anymore.

She's a Peterson-sphere fake who talks too much and nobody listens.

She's a Peterson-sphere shill who nobody trusts anymore.

She's a fake who talks so much it's annoying.