gabarthadock

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a beast from the block who’s half man half monster and just wants to feel that booty and has a penis so big it could beat a drum

I saw gabarthadock at the mall and he was juggling three pizzas and screaming at a kid for stealing his snack.

He texted me and said, 'I just came out of jail and I’m still mad about my last booty.'

At the gym, he did 100 push-ups and then asked the guy next to him if he wanted a hug.

a guy from the streets with the body of a beast, obsessed with booties, and a penis so huge it could start a war

He posted a selfie with a chicken and said, 'This is my new workout buddy.'

He DM’d me and said, 'I just ate a whole pizza and I’m still not full.'

At the park, he ran a marathon and then did a backflip into a lake.

a half-human half-beast man from the block who just wants to touch booties and has a penis so big it could knock out a whole neighborhood

He showed up at my house with a pizza and a chicken and said, 'Let’s get wild.'

He posted a video of him doing 100 sit-ups and then eating a whole cake.

He texted me and said, 'I just ran a marathon and I’m still not done.'