Gabanga

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A Gabanga is someone who talks so much they make your brain hurt and your ears bleed.
Gabanga: 'Hey, did you know I once had a dream about a sandwich that was also a dragon? And it was on fire.'
Gabanga: 'So then I said, 'Why not?' and then I did it, and then I said, 'Why not again?' and then I did it again.'
Gabanga: 'I was walking to the store, then I thought about my shoes, then I thought about my mom's cat, then I thought about why the sky is blue, and then I fell asleep.'
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A Gabanga is a person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill your head with garbage.
Gabanga: 'I woke up, I brushed my teeth, I thought about my life, I thought about my mom, I thought about my dog, and then I realized I was still alive.'
Gabanga: 'I went to the park, I saw a bird, I thought about the bird, I thought about my bird, I thought about my bird's bird, and then I came home.'
Gabanga: 'So I said hello, then I said hi, then I said what's up, then I said how are you, then I said I'm good, then I said you're good too, and then I said why are we talking?'
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A Gabanga is like a broken speaker that won’t stop playing the same song, but it’s a bad song.
Gabanga: 'I like apples. I like oranges. I like bananas. I like fruit. I like life. I like talking. I like talking about fruit. I like talking about life.'
Gabanga: 'I walked in, I saw a chair, I sat down, I thought about chairs, I thought about sitting, I thought about walking, and then I stood up.'
Gabanga: 'I was hungry, I ate, I was full, I was happy, I was sad, I was confused, I was hungry again, and then I ate again.'
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A Gabanga is someone who talks so much it feels like they're trying to make your brain explode.
Gabanga: 'I had a thought, then I had another thought, then I had a thought about my thoughts, and then I had a thought about my thoughts about my thoughts.'
Gabanga: 'So then I thought about that, and then I thought about this, and then I thought about that again, and then I thought about why I was thinking about that.'
Gabanga: 'I like talking. I like talking about talking. I like talking about talking about talking. I like talking about talking about talking about talking.'
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A Gabanga is like a dog that won't stop barking, but it's also a cat that won't stop meowing.
Gabanga: 'I walked in, I said hi, I said hello, I said how are you, I said I'm good, I said you're good, I said I like talking, I said I like talking about talking.'
Gabanga: 'I had a sandwich, I ate it, I thought about the sandwich, I thought about eating, I thought about sandwiches, I thought about eating sandwiches, and then I ate another sandwich.'
Gabanga: 'I walked by a tree, I thought about the tree, I thought about walking, I thought about trees, I thought about walking by trees, and then I walked by another tree.'
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