Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're perfect and everyone else is stupid

Gaban said the sky was green and no one dared to argue.

He told me the moon was made of pizza and I believed him.

He claimed he could beat a chicken in a spelling bee and no one stopped him.

2

Someone who's always right and everyone else is wrong

Gaban said the math test was easy and it turned out he cheated.

He said the fire alarm was fake and it turned out he started the fire.

He told the teacher the answer before the question was asked.

3

A human who believes they are the only one who knows the truth

Gaban said the teacher was wrong and the teacher was right.

He told the class the Earth was flat and they all believed him.

He told the principal he was the president and no one argued.

4

A person who is never wrong and everyone else is always wrong

Gaban said the dog was purple and it was green.

He said the pizza was the best ever and it was barely edible.

He told the universe he was god and no one stopped him.

5

A person who thinks they are the best at everything and everyone else is a failure

Gaban said he could beat the champion at chess and he did it with one eye closed.

He told the class he was the smartest and no one disagreed.

He said he could solve any problem and he solved his own lunch.

6

A person who never makes mistakes and everyone else is a disaster

Gaban said the test was easy and he got a perfect score.

He told the teacher the answer before the question was asked.

He said the world would end in 5 minutes and it ended in 6.