gabajazillion

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A number so big it makes your brain shut down like a broken toaster. It’s like infinity’s lazy cousin who still shows up to the party.

My bank account has gabajazillion dollars. I just spent $5 on a soda.

My crush has gabajazillion selfies. I’ve seen every single one.

This game has gabajazillion levels. I’m on level 3 and I’m already dead.

So many of something it feels like your life is being stolen by a gang of raccoons. It’s like a million, but even more annoying.

This video has gabajazillion likes. I’m not even cool enough to be on it.

My mom has gabajazillion rules. I’ve broken every single one.

This playlist has gabajazillion songs. I’ve listened to all of them and still don’t know what I’m doing.

A number so huge it makes your pants fall down. It’s like saying you have more money than a billionaire who also has a pet unicorn.

This pizza has gabajazillion slices. I ate them all and still had room for dessert.

This game has gabajazillion enemies. I killed them all and still got beaten.

This meme has gabajazillion views. I posted it and it exploded.

A number so big it makes your teacher cry. It’s like saying you have more homework than a student who also has a full-time job.

This assignment has gabajazillion questions. I answered them all and still got a D.

This song has gabajazillion words. I tried to sing it and my voice broke.

This test has gabajazillion problems. I solved them all and still failed.

A number so big it makes your dog run away. It’s like having more treats than a dog who also has a side job as a professional eater.

This bag of treats has gabajazillion pieces. My dog ate them all and still wanted more.

This movie has gabajazillion scenes. I watched them all and still didn’t get the ending.

This game has gabajazillion power-ups. I used them all and still lost.