Gabagooler

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It’s like the previous definition got a punch in the gut and a bad grade. Gabagool is capicola, not some dumb mispronunciation. It’s Napolitan, and if you don’t know that, you’re a disgrace to your ancestors.

My cousin claims he’s Italian but doesn’t know what gabagool is. I called him a disgrace to his ancestors.

At the family reunion, my uncle yelled, 'You’re not Italian if you don’t know what gabagool is!'

My teacher said my report was 'gabagool-level stupid.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A hot, spicy Italian sausage that Tony Soprano craves like a junkie needs a fix. He gets it once, and it’s all he thinks about.

Tony Soprano said, 'I need that sausage like I need my next hit.'

My friend ate a spicy Italian sausage and immediately became a Tony Soprano fan.

I got a spicy Italian sausage and forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s the worst kind of Italian fake. They act like they know everything about Italy but can’t even pronounce gabagool. They’re like a kid who thinks pizza is just a fancy cheese plate.

My neighbor claims he’s Italian but doesn’t know what gabagool is. I called him a fake.

At the restaurant, the guy next to me said, 'I don’t need gabagool, I just need a fancy cheese plate.'

My teacher said, 'You’re not Italian, you’re a fake.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s capicola ham, but if you don’t know that, you’re probably eating pizza with ketchup.

My friend said, 'I thought capicola ham was just pizza with ketchup.'

My mom yelled, 'You’re eating pizza with ketchup like a disgrace to your ancestors.'

At the deli, the guy behind the counter said, 'You’re not eating capicola ham, you’re eating pizza with ketchup.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A word you use when you can’t think of anything else. It’s like your brain short-circuited.

I said, 'Gabagool!' when I couldn’t think of anything else to say.

My brother said, 'Gabagool!' when he forgot his own name.

My teacher said, 'Gabagool!' when she couldn’t figure out the math problem.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s the Sicilian way to say capicola. If you don’t know that, you’re probably eating pizza with ketchup and wearing a hat.

My uncle said, 'Gabagool is the Sicilian way to say capicola.'

I got a Sicilian pronunciation lesson and ended up eating pizza with ketchup.

My friend said, 'You’re eating pizza with ketchup and wearing a hat.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s the soup Michael Scott orders when he thinks he’s in a mob movie. It’s the worst decision he ever made.

Michael Scott said, 'I’m ordering soup like I’m in a mob movie.'

I got soup and realized I was eating like Michael Scott.

My teacher said, 'You’re eating soup like Michael Scott.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago