gabagool

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Gabagool is a stupid way to say capicola, like a dumb Italian-American kid who thinks they’re fancy. It’s not wrong, it’s just a lazy way to talk.

Gabagool? I could’ve spelled that in third grade.

My nonna would slap me if I said gabagool instead of capicola.

You think you’re Italian? You just said gabagool.

Capicola ham is the meat that makes you dream about sandwiches, but it’s also the meat that makes your mouth burn like you bit into a fire.

This capicola is so good, I’m gonna marry it.

I ate so much capicola, I started talking like a deli counter.

That capicola hit me like a slap from my nonna.

The Sicilian way to say capicola is like the secret code of the Italian mafia, but also the thing that makes you think about your nonna’s sandwich.

I’m not just eating capicola, I’m speaking Sicilian.

Gabagool is the secret language of the mafia, and I just cracked the code.

My nonna says I talk like a Sicilian when I eat capicola.

Tony Soprano’s version of capicola is like a deli meat that got famous because of a TV show, and it made Italians everywhere roll their eyes.

Tony Soprano’s capicola is so famous, even my nonna knows about it.

That capicola got famous just because of a show, and now we all say gabagool.

I hate capicola now because of Tony Soprano.

Gabagool is like the worst Italian-American insult you can give someone, and it means their vagina is from Sicily and it’s got attitude.

You’re a gabagool, and I’m not even mad.

I called my cousin a gabagool, and he hasn’t talked to me since.

Gabagool is the insult your nonna gives you when you’re being a brat.

A spicy Italian sausage is what Tony Soprano wants, but he’s too fat and too greedy to actually eat it.

Tony Soprano wants that sausage, but he’s too full of bread to eat it.

That sausage is spicy, and Tony just wanted it for show.

Gabagool is the sausage Tony wanted but couldn’t have.

Gabagool is the name Italians gave to people who think they know Italian, but they just watched The Sopranos and think they’re fancy.

Gabagool is what Italians call people who can’t even say capicola right.

You think you’re Italian? You’re just a gabagool.

I’m not a gabagool, I know how to say capicola.