Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a meat you find on a sandwich that tastes like regret and cheap wine

The guy at the deli called it gabagoo. I asked for a double portion of regret.

My lunch was a gabagoo sandwich. I ate it and cried.

Gabagoo is the only meat that makes you feel like you've been through a breakup.

2

A silly name you use for something else when you're too lazy to think of the real name

I called my mom's cat gabagoo because I couldn't remember its real name.

He called his math test gabagoo because it was hard and he failed.

She called her boring job gabagoo because she wanted to be cool.

3

A fake message you send when you're trying to get out of something, like work or a fight

He sent a gabagoo to his boss and skipped the meeting.

She texted gabagoo to her boyfriend and went to the mall instead.

They used gabagoo to get out of doing the dishes.

4

A punishment you get for being a jerk on a forum, like when you argue too much and people hate you

He got gabagoo for arguing with everyone on the forum.

She was gabagoo'd because she called everyone a f***ing idiot.

They gave him gabagoo because he wouldn't shut up.

5

A person or thing that's so cute it makes you want to hug it or feed it cookies

That baby is the gabagoo of cuteness.

My dog is a gabagoo and I love it.

That baby goat is a gabagoo and I want to hug it.

6

A f***ing idiot who thinks they're smarter than they are

That guy is a gabagoo and thinks he knows everything.

She's a gabagoo and failed her math test.

He's a gabagoo and still thinks the sky is blue.

7

You don't have gabagoo if you don't have the brains and the guts to back it up

He had gabagoo, but he didn't have the guts to fight.

She had the gabba but no gee, so she lost the game.

They said he had gabagoo, but he didn't have gabagee.