gabagoey

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The green stuff that makes you feel like you’re flying and your mom’s yelling at you at the same time

My cousin ate three hits and now he’s talking to a wall.

I told my teacher I had a stomachache. I really had a stomachache from eating gabagoey.

My dog ate my stash and now he’s tripping like he’s at a rave.

The magical plant that turns normal people into weirdos who say stuff like ‘butterflies in my stomach’

My friend said he could talk to the internet. I believe him now.

I ate some gabagoey and now I think my math teacher is a wizard.

My brother tried to text me while high. It was like reading a ghost’s diary.

The green stuff that makes you laugh at your own bad jokes and cry at the same time

I told a joke about my dog. My dog laughed and my mom cried.

I ate some gabagoey and now I think my phone is alive.

I tried to do my homework while high. It looked like a alien wrote it.

The stuff that makes you feel like you can run a marathon, then fall asleep for three days

I ran around my house three times and then collapsed on the couch.

I tried to do a TikTok dance. It looked like a cat was possessed.

My neighbor thought I was having a seizure. I was just high.

The green stuff that turns your brain into a disco ball and your mouth into a microphone

I sang ‘Let It Go’ at the top of my lungs. My mom called the police.

My dog started dancing to my music. He’s a DJ now.

I tried to explain my life to my brother. He just said, ‘You’re high.’

The stuff that makes you think your socks are talking to you and your lunch is a conspiracy

I told my mom my socks were arguing. She sent me to my room.

I tried to eat my lunch. It looked like it was hiding from me.

I told my friend my cereal was plotting against me. He believed me.