Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A blake’s dream girl. Pretty, nice, and has a personality that could make a saint cry.

My blake would marry you if you were a gaba.

She’s the kind of girl that makes you forget your own name.

You’re a gaba? I’ve been waiting for this moment since 2011.

2

When a dog’s eyes go full-on cute, huge, black, and look like they’re about to eat your soul.

That dog looked at me like I was a gaba.

His eyes were gabas, and I was ready to die.

The dog’s eyes were gabas, and I got a coupon for free pizza.

3

A sneaky basterd who uses fake kindness to trick people while the victims help them ruin everyone’s lives.

That company is a gaba, and I’m getting my money back.

She smiled at me like I was her best friend, but I’m a gaba now.

He’s a gaba, and I’m going to burn him alive.

4

A spaz with a head full of hair that looks like a guy named Adnan who probably got lost in a mall.

That guy is a gaba, and he just screamed at a vending machine.

He looks like a gaba, and he’s got a coupon for free pizza.

That spaz is a gaba, and he just got kicked out of a store.

5

A magic powder that makes you look like a god, or a total disaster, depending on what you eat.

I took gabas, and I turned into a god.

I ate gabas, and now I look like a disaster.

That guy took gabas, and he turned into a chicken.

6

A little idiot who gets everything he wants, even if it’s a stupid wish like a smiley face Africa with goat-people.

That kid is a gaba, and he just wished for a smiley face Africa.

He’s a gaba, and he got goat-people for eyes.

He’s a gaba, and he can’t control his own stupid wishes.

7

A guy who’s both gay and a total basterd, and he’s got a personality that makes you want to scream.

He’s a gaba, and he just insulted my mom.

That guy is a gaba, and he’s got a coupon for free pizza.

He’s a gaba, and he’s got a personality that makes you want to die.