Gabadosh

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To be so fat you look like a meatball stuck in a meat grinder and you’re still standing on one leg like a fool

My cousin Gabadoshed at the buffet and fell into the soup.

He Gabadoshed during the dance and looked like a lumpy pizza.

She Gabadoshed so hard she made the whole gym laugh.

When you’re so chunky you’re basically a human burger and you’re trying to balance on one leg like a broken puppet

He Gabadoshed at the mall and knocked over a whole display.

She Gabadoshed during the meeting and the boss yelled at her.

They Gabadoshed in the park and a dog ran away from them.

To be so big you’re like a walking meat pie and you’re standing on one leg like you’re trying to impress a chicken

He Gabadoshed at the gym and the weights fell over.

She Gabadoshed in the kitchen and spilled the whole sauce.

They Gabadoshed on the sidewalk and a kid tripped over them.

To be so round you look like a donut and you’re still standing on one leg like you’re doing a silly dance

He Gabadoshed at the party and the music stopped.

She Gabadoshed in the hallway and the door slammed on her.

They Gabadoshed outside and it started raining on them.

To be so big you could knock out a whole pizza and you’re still trying to balance on one leg like a drunk flamingo

He Gabadoshed at the bar and knocked over the drinks.

She Gabadoshed in the office and the printer jammed.

They Gabadoshed on the bus and everyone got squished.