Gaba'd

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When someone lies about sending you cash through Venmo and you're left hanging like a chump.
'I Venmo'd you 20 bucks!', then I check my app and it's still at zero.
'You said you paid me, but I'm still broke and you're still rich.'
'He said he sent me money, but I'm still eating Ramen like a sad loser.'
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When someone says they paid you, but it's like they just sneezed and you got nothing.
'I Venmo'd you, I swear!', I check and there's still nothing.
'He said he sent me cash, but it's like he said it in a dream.'
'She said she paid me, but I still have to buy my own coffee.'
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When someone acts like they sent you money, but you're still broke and they're still rich.
'I Venmo'd you 50 bucks!', I check and it's still at zero.
'He said he paid me, but I still can't afford pizza.'
'She said she sent me cash, but I still have to borrow money from my mom.'
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