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A weirdo with too much hair who looks like a washed-up version of Adnan, but worse.
@Gaba why are you screaming in the mall?
Gaba just ran into a wall wearing a hat made of spaghetti.
Gaba is now a human traffic cone.
Gaba
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A goofy kid who gets everything he wants, even if it’s stupid. He once made Africa look like a smiley face, and now goat-people live in his eyes. He’s cute, but he’s also a brain-dead moron.
Gaba asked for a pizza that sings, and now it’s haunting my dreams.
Gaba wished for a unicorn that can do math, and now I’m stuck with it.
Gaba cried and got a lifetime supply of glitter.
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Xanax, but it’s like the calm before the explosion of your brain.
Gaba took two Xanax and now he’s floating in the ceiling.
Gaba called me at 3 AM just to ask if clouds are made of cereal.
Gaba ate Xanax for breakfast, and now he’s a wizard.
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A basketball god who can dunk on the moon and still have time to text you.
Gaba dunked on the moon and now it’s crying.
Gaba made the basketball look like it wanted to be his friend.
Gaba can shoot hoops with his feet and still have a perfect hair dew.
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When a dog’s eyes are huge, black, and cute, they’re gabas. They look like they’re about to cry and eat your soul.
My dog’s eyes are gabas, and I’m scared.
Gaba eyes are like little black holes that want your snacks.
Gaba eyes are the reason I’m now a snack.
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A person or group who smiles in your face while they stab you in the back with a spoon. They make you feel special until you’re broke and crying.
Gaba told me I was a genius, and now I’m broke and crying.
Gaba gave me a job, and now I’m working for free.
Gaba said I was a rockstar, and now I’m a rock.
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A magic powder that makes you strong, but also makes you aggressive if you don’t get your way. It’s like a monster inside you that just wants to punch things.
Gaba took the powder and now he’s punching walls.
Gaba ate the powder and turned into a rage monster.
Gaba got angry and now he’s a meatball.