Gab-Pyron Dee

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A person with the brain of a confused goldfish and the IQ of a brick. Also works for pets and raccoons.

My dog is a Gab-Pyron Dee. He stares at the wall like it owes him money.

My cousin thinks the sky is a giant pizza. Classic Gab-Pyron Dee.

The raccoon stole my snack and then cried. Total Gab-Pyron Dee.

A human (or animal) who thinks a toaster is alive and talks to it. Also has the brain of a boiled egg.

My neighbor talks to his toaster every morning. Gab-Pyron Dee for life.

My goldfish thinks it’s a philosopher. Gab-Pyron Dee status confirmed.

That bird thinks it’s a detective. Gab-Pyron Dee with a badge.

A person (or animal) who thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and has the brain of a burnt pancake.

My cat thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel. Gab-Pyron Dee for sure.

My brother thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel. Also thinks I’m a fake cheese wheel.

That squirrel thinks it’s the moon’s best friend. Gab-Pyron Dee with a nut.

A person who believes the internet is a magic portal run by cats and has the brain of a slightly used sock.

My mom thinks the internet is run by cats. Gab-Pyron Dee level 100.

My kid thinks the internet is a magic portal. Also thinks I’m a cat.

That dog thinks it’s a wizard. Gab-Pyron Dee with a wand.

A human (or animal) who thinks time is a game show and has the brain of a slightly exploded balloon.

My dad thinks time is a game show. Gab-Pyron Dee for life.

That chicken thinks it’s on a game show. Gab-Pyron Dee with feathers.

My brother thinks time is a game show and I’m the host. Gab-Pyron Dee with a mic.

A person who thinks the sun is a giant fireball that hates Mondays and has the brain of a slightly confused sock.

My sister thinks the sun is a giant fireball. Gab-Pyron Dee with a tan.

That bird thinks the sun is a giant fireball. Gab-Pyron Dee with wings.

My boss thinks the sun is a giant fireball that hates Mondays. Gab-Pyron Dee with a coffee.