Gab Prieur

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A Gab Prieur is when you take a nap with a cigarette, usually in a machine, a car, or at work, and you’re so lazy you might as well be dead.

I took a nap in the copier with a cigarette. I was so dead, I didn’t even notice the paper jam.

He fell asleep in the delivery van with a smoke. The truck ran into a mailbox and he didn’t care.

She napped in the office with a cigarette. Her boss called her a human disaster.

A Gab Prieur is like dying in a chair with a smoke, but you still have to come back to work.

I smoked and napped in the breakroom. I was so out of it, I thought the coffee machine was talking to me.

He took a nap in the forklift with a cigarette. He nearly ran over a coworker and didn’t even blink.

She fell asleep in the truck with a smoke. She woke up with a burnt tongue and a headache.

A Gab Prieur is when you’re too tired, too lazy, and too stoned to do anything but sleep with a cigarette.

I napped in the copier with a cigarette. I was so tired, I dreamed about burning paper.

He took a nap in the delivery van with a smoke. He woke up with a burnt beard and a sore neck.

She fell asleep at work with a cigarette. Her boss called her a mess and a disgrace.