Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only couple who could make a coffee shop break out into a fight over who got the last croissant

Gab just walked into the coffee shop and Seth made the barista cry

They broke up over a latte and a burnt toast

Gab said Seth's hair was worse than the guy who got fired last week

2

they are so in love they could make a dog jealous and still argue over who feeds it first

Gab texted Seth: 'You fed the dog before me again. I'm leaving.'

Seth replied: 'You left me for a dog.'

They got into a fight over who got the last dog treat at the park

3

they're the only people who could make a group chat about chicken nuggets and turn it into a full-blown breakup

Gab said: 'You picked the chicken nuggets over me.'

Seth replied: 'You're not even a good chicken nugget.'

They broke up in the middle of a chicken nugget order

4

they're the kind of couple who could make a barista blush and still argue over who got the last muffin

Gab walked in and Seth made the barista spill the coffee

They broke up because Seth took the last muffin

Gab said: 'You took the muffin. I'm leaving.'

5

they’re so connected they could read each other’s thoughts and still argue over who got the last soda

Gab texted: 'You took the soda. I'm leaving.'

Seth replied: 'You're not even a good soda.'

They broke up over a soda and a burnt burger

6

they are the only couple who could make a dog bark at them and still argue over who fed it

Gab said: 'You fed the dog before me again.'

Seth replied: 'You're not even a good dog feeder.'

They broke up in the middle of a dog walk