gaar

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a total moron who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they can't figure out how to use a toaster.

I swear he thinks he invented the wheel

He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed

He still thinks TikTok is a conspiracy theory

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Hayden Gaar is the best human being ever. He’s hot, he’s funny, and he’ll slap you if you’re being a dummy. He hugs people like they’re his long lost brother.

He hugged me after I called him a dummy in front of everyone

He’s the reason I still believe in love

He laughed at my dumb jokes and still called me a dummy

by Slangipedia 3d ago

someone who claims they love beer but on Sundays they’re hiding in a closet with a bag of weed, pretending they’re not a sober pussy.

He said he’d go to a bar with me, but he was high on Sunday

He got an internship at Amazon, but he still thinks weed is better than beer

He’s a sober pussy who still says he’s not

by Slangipedia 3d ago