Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total noob who thinks he's the main character. Like he's got a golden ticket to butt-licking glory.

Bro, you’re a gaandu. You didn’t even know the password.

That guy’s a gaandu. He tried to flirt with my uncle.

I’m not mad, I’m just gaandu. You’re not even worth the effort.

2

A guy who’s so gay he thinks being called a gaandu is a compliment. Like it’s a badge of honor.

You’re a gaandu. Why are you still here?

That’s the gaandu I know. He’s like, ‘I’m proud of being called that.’

He’s a gaandu, and he’s still trying to get a date.

3

A coward who’s too scared to fight back. He’s just there to take the butt-licking and call it a day.

You’re a gaandu. You ran away from the lunch table.

He’s a gaandu. He got scared of a fidget spinner.

That’s a gaandu. He’s too scared to even stand up.

4

A person who has a tiny voice coming out of their butt. Like they’re whispering insults to the world.

You’re a gaandu. Your butt’s got a tiny voice.

That’s a gaandu. His butt’s got a voice like a tiny kid.

He’s a gaandu. His butt sings lullabies.

5

A total meathead who thinks he's the king of the butt-lickers. Like he’s got a golden ticket to royalty.

You’re a gaandu. You think you’re a king.

That’s a gaandu. He’s got a crown made of butt hair.

He’s a gaandu. He thinks he’s the main character.

6

A guy who’s so confident he thinks he’s the best. But he’s just a butt-licker who thinks he’s a hero.

You’re a gaandu. You think you’re the hero.

That guy’s a gaandu. He’s got a cape and a butt.

He’s a gaandu. He thinks he’s the king of the butt-lickers.

7

A guy who’ll lick any butt for a little bit of fame. Like he’s the king of butt-licking and he’s got a crown.

You’re a gaandu. You’ll lick any butt for a little fame.

That’s a gaandu. He’s got a crown made of butt hair.

He’s a gaandu. He’ll lick your butt for a little bit of fame.