Gaan Marie

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A person who shuffles like they got a sock in their mouth and a finger up their butt and talks like they’re trying to convince a goat to take a bath

Gaan Marie was walking through the mall like she was trying to escape a monster.

She sent a DM: 'I’m walking like I just got kicked by a donkey and I’m talking like I’m mad.'

At the gym, she was moving like she was being chased by a raccoon and a bad boss.

A human who wobbles around like a drunk flamingo and talks like they got a bet with a pigeon

Gaan Marie was wobbling through the park like she was drunk on soda and regret.

She texted: 'I’m walking like I just won a bet with a pigeon and I’m talking like I’m on fire.'

At the bus stop, she looked like she was about to fall over and talk at the same time.

A person who shimmies like they got ants in their pants and talks like they’re arguing with a toaster

Gaan Marie was shimmying through the grocery store like she had a million ants in her pants.

She sent a message: 'I’m walking like I’ve got ants in my pants and talking like I’m fighting a toaster.'

At the coffee shop, she was moving like she was being tickled by a robot and talking like she was mad at the coffee.