GAAM

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a way to say someone is hot enough to make your mom scream in the middle of a grocery store

My crush is GAAM. I saw him eating a taco and my mom fainted.

That guy at the bus stop is GAAM. I think he’s trying to flirt with my sister.

My cousin’s new boyfriend is GAAM. My mom said she’d kill him if he came over.

when someone is so attractive they make your ex cry in the middle of a pizza delivery

My friend’s new girlfriend is GAAM. My ex cried when he saw her.

That guy from the gym is GAAM. My ex tried to fight him.

My neighbor is GAAM. My ex started a food fight just to get him.

a person so good looking they make your dog bark at them like they’re a celebrity

My coworker is GAAM. My dog barked at him like he was the president.

That girl at the coffee shop is GAAM. My dog tried to hug her.

My uncle’s new girlfriend is GAAM. My dog howled like he was in a movie.

when someone is so attractive they make your teacher forget to take attendance

My classmate is GAAM. My teacher forgot to take attendance.

That guy from the library is GAAM. My teacher started a debate about him.

My friend’s new crush is GAAM. My teacher left the room for a minute.

a person so hot they make your mom’s best friend start a fight over them

My neighbor’s new boyfriend is GAAM. My mom’s best friend started a fight.

That guy from the park is GAAM. My mom’s best friend tried to flirt with him.

My cousin’s new crush is GAAM. My mom’s best friend said she’d kill him.