Gaalid

He walked in like he owned the place, and I was like, 'Bro, you got that dawg in you.'

He just stared me down and said, 'You don't know me yet.'

He came in, grabbed my snack, and said, 'I'm taking this.'

He said, 'Hi,' and I was like, 'Okay,' but then he said, 'I once ate a whole pizza in one bite,' and I was like, 'What? Who are you?'

He was quiet at first, but then he said, 'You look like my uncle's pet chicken,' and I died laughing.

He was shy, but then he said, 'I once fought a goat,' and now I’m mad.