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The king of cool, the god of sexy, the fire of hot, the genius of smart, and the owner of the biggest, wildest, and most ridiculous cock. He'll laugh at you when you fail, and you'll deserve it.
You asked him for advice, he said, 'You're a fool.' Then he left.
He walked in, and the room went silent. Then he laughed.
He called you a chump and said your dick was 'a sad excuse for a sausage.'
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You strut into the club like you own it, then you hit on the first three girls and get rejected by all of them. It's like you're a rookie and the club is the league.
He walked in with a smile, then got shot down by three girls in a row.
He tried to chat up a girl, and she said, 'You're not even close to cool.'
He came in like he was the boss, and the first girl he hit on said, 'You're not even a man.'
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A brainless, loud, idiotic, arrogant, smelly, stupid, and absolutely useless piece of trash. He's going to ruin everything, and he'll do it with pride.
He said he was going to save the team, then lost the game and cursed everyone.
He called the manager a fool and then got thrown out of the club.
He tried to fix the team, then set it on fire and called it a 'rebrand.'
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