Gaag

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You fake puke because someone did something so gross it made your brain shut down.
My cousin ate a sock. I did the gag so hard I almost got a sock in my mouth.
My mom tried to cook bacon on a toaster. I did the gag and my brother laughed until he cried.
My friend licked a doorknob. I did the gag and my dog ran away.
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You act like you’re going to throw up because something is so bad it makes you want to scream and cry.
My teacher gave me a paper that was covered in glitter. I did the gag and told her to stop being a glitter monster.
My brother fed my dog a whole pizza. I did the gag and the dog puked on my shoes.
My dad tried to sing in the shower. I did the gag and my mom joined in.
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You make a face like you’re about to vomit because someone did something so nasty it made your stomach hurt.
My friend ate a dead mouse. I did the gag and my friend said I was the mouse’s new best friend.
My sister tried to paint her face with ketchup. I did the gag and she said I was a tomato.
My brother tried to eat a whole onion. I did the gag and he cried like a baby.
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You fake throwing up because someone did something so bad it made you want to run away and hide.
My cousin tried to eat a whole plate of spaghetti. I did the gag and he ran out of the room.
My brother tried to drink orange juice from a sock. I did the gag and he puked on my shirt.
My mom tried to cook eggs in the microwave. I did the gag and the egg exploded.
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You fake puke because someone did something so gross it made your brain say 'no more.'
My friend tried to eat a whole bag of chips. I did the gag and he got a chip stuck in his nose.
My brother tried to eat a whole sandwich. I did the gag and the sandwich flew out of his mouth.
My dad tried to eat a whole pizza. I did the gag and the pizza landed on my head.
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