gaadi

My gaadi broke down twice this week. It’s like it’s trying to kill me.

I told my dad his gaadi is older than his ex. He got mad.

My gaadi coughs like it’s got a lung infection and a death wish.

I drove to work in my gaadi and it smelled like my cousin’s lunch. I almost threw up.

My gaadi has a smell so bad it’s a crime against humanity.

I took my dog for a ride in my gaadi and now he’s never leaving me alone.

My gaadi didn’t want me to be on time for my date. It broke down on the way.

My gaadi is like my ex, it’s always late and never cares.

I missed my best friend’s birthday because my gaadi decided to take a nap in the middle of the road.

My gaadi costs more than my phone. It’s like it’s trying to ruin my life.

I gave my gaadi a lot of money and it still broke down on me.

I pay my gaadi like it’s my rent. It doesn’t even thank me.

My gaadi honked at me like I owed it money. I got mad.

I forgot to put the gear in and my gaadi screamed at me. It’s like it’s got a voice.

My gaadi honked at me while I was eating. I dropped my sandwich.

I love my gaadi but it’s also the reason I’m always late for work.

My gaadi is like my girlfriend, sometimes it’s great, sometimes it breaks my heart.

My gaadi took me to the beach but then it broke down. I cried.