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You can call someone who looks like a flaccid penis that got hit by a truck
He looked like a hot dog that got run over
That guy’s face is a sausage that got stepped on
She’s got the look of a wiener that got dropped in a puddle
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You can call someone who looks like a used toilet paper roll
He’s got the face of a sock that’s been worn for five years
That girl looks like a gym sock that got left in the laundry
He’s like a noodle that’s been boiled too long
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You can call someone who looks like a penis that got stuck in a blender
That guy is like a hot dog that got tossed in a food processor
She looks like a noodle that got run through a blender
He’s like a wiener that got put in a blender and forgot to add water