gaa pundits

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G. A. A. pundits are like farmers who talk about sports instead of cows. They know all about hurling and football, but they still swear about turnips.

I’d rather milk a cow than listen to Pat Spillane talk about a goal he didn’t even see.

Frank Byrne called a match ‘a disgrace’ because someone missed a kick. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.

Joe Brolley said the game was ‘like watching a sheep try to jump over a fence.’ That’s not a metaphor, that’s a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

G. A. A. pundits are the ones who know every single match but can’t remember their own phone number. They love hurling and football more than they love their kids.

Pat Spillane said the game was ‘the best thing since sliced bread’, which is a lie, because sliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread.

Frank Byrne called a player ‘a disgrace’ after he dropped a ball. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.

Joe Brolley said the crowd was ‘like a herd of angry cows’, which is kind of true, but also kind of scary.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

G. A. A. pundits are like old men who yell about sports and forget they’re supposed to be retired. They swear a lot and know everything about hurling and football.

Pat Spillane said the game was ‘the best I’ve ever seen’, which is a lie, because he’s been watching the same game for 40 years.

Frank Byrne called a player ‘a disgrace’ for missing a kick. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.

Joe Brolley said the match was ‘a disaster’, which is kind of true, because it was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago