Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s a made-up lie told to keep people stupid

The guy said the office is real but he’s never been there.

My cousin thinks it’s a real job but it’s just a joke.

They told me it’s a real place but I’ve seen the same guy there for 10 years.

2

It’s a lie they tell to get free food and money

She got a paycheck but never showed up to work.

They gave him a raise but he still sits on the same bench.

He got a car but he still drives the same broken bus.

3

It’s like a fake job for people who can’t get a real one

He got the job because he looked like he knew what he was doing.

They hired her just to make it look real.

He’s been there so long he forgot how to talk.

4

It’s just a story they tell to keep people talking

They say the office is real but no one’s ever seen it.

He’s been working there for years but he still doesn’t know what he does.

They all say they work there but they just sit around.

5

It’s a big joke they made up to make people mad

They said the office was real but it’s just a made-up lie.

He got a promotion but he still sits on the same bench.

They told him he had a job but he still doesn’t know what he does.

6

It’s just a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing

They all say they work there but they just sit around.

He got hired but he still doesn’t know what he does.

They all think it’s a real job but it’s just a joke.