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A holy mess that gives you life and also a headache
My Ga-mama blessed me with life and a bad case of anxiety
She’s the reason I pray before I eat
I blame her for my bad decisions and my good luck
Ga-mama
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The person who signed your soul over to heaven or hell
My Ga-mama signed me up for both heaven and a holy mess
She’s the reason I have a soul and a temper
She chose my fate and my favorite pizza toppings
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A divine being who also happens to be your parent’s friend
My Ga-mama is my parent’s best friend and my guardian angel
She’s the reason I have a godmother and a godfather who both hate me
She’s the only one who can tell my parent off without getting kicked out
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A holy person who also knows your secrets and your worst habits
My Ga-mama knows I stole cookies and I’m not proud of it
She’s the reason I don’t smoke and I also don’t talk to her about it
She’s the only one who can embarrass me in front of my parent
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A spiritual guide who also gives you advice and also judges you
My Ga-mama gives advice and then judges me for not listening
She’s the reason I have a life and also a list of things I should’ve done
She judges me and I still love her