Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A number so big it makes a million look like a toddler peeing in a pool.

I have a ga-jillion problems and a headache that could kill a cow.

She said she had a ga-jillion followers, but I saw her dog following her on Instagram.

He had a ga-jillion reasons why he was late, but none of them made sense.

2

A number so huge it would make a googol feel like it just got grounded.

My brain has a ga-jillion thoughts and they’re all arguing about pizza toppings.

He had a ga-jillion dollars but still couldn’t buy a decent coffee.

She had a ga-jillion selfies and still posted them all.

3

A number so big it would make a million blush and cry.

I’ve had a ga-jillion bad days and I’m still not done yet.

He had a ga-jillion excuses and they all stank like old socks.

She had a ga-jillion crushes and none of them knew she was even alive.

4

A number so large it would make a googleplex look like it just started counting.

My life has a ga-jillion problems and they’re all in my head.

He had a ga-jillion secrets and they all came out at once.

She had a ga-jillion hobbies and she still had time to text me.

5

A number so big it would make a million feel like it just got kicked out of a club.

I’ve had a ga-jillion bad days and I’m still not done yet.

He had a ga-jillion lies and they all fell apart like a bad relationship.

She had a ga-jillion friends and they all left her for a better influencer.

6

A number that’s basically the universe’s idea of a big number.

I had a ga-jillion dreams and none of them came true.

He had a ga-jillion plans and they all ended up in the trash.

She had a ga-jillion outfits and she still wore the same one every day.