Ga-Ga Homicidal

I heard 'Just Dance' 20 times in a row. I tried to murder my brother with a fork.

My mom played 'Bad Romance' nonstop. I wanted to strangle her with her own hair.

I listened to 'Born This Way' for 12 hours. I considered eating my dog.

My sister played 'Marry the Night' on loop. I tried to stab her with a glitter wand. It didn't work. I was still mad.

I heard 'Poker Face' 100 times. I wanted to punch my neighbor through the wall.

My friend blasted 'Telephone' in my ears. I almost killed my cat with a spoon.

I heard 'Born This Way' for 8 hours straight. I screamed at my mom and threw my shoes at her head.

My brother played 'Just Dance' on repeat. I threw my phone at the wall and yelled, 'I hate Lady Ga Ga!'

I listened to 'Chromatica' nonstop. I threw my cereal at my dad and yelled, 'Make it stop!'