GA 400

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The rich people’s highway. You can’t go slower than 70. If you’re a bad driver, you’re gonna get yelled at. If you’re good, you’re gonna feel like a king. People from other states are easy to spot. They’re driving old vans with crap on top and acting like they own the road.
I saw a guy in a van going 65 on the 400 and got yelled at like he was going 45 in a school zone.
My cousin drove into Atlanta and tried to merge on the 400. He got 7 people giving him the finger.
My mom drove on the 400 and said, ‘Why are all these people going so fast?’ I told her, ‘Because they’re rich and they like to show off.’
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The fastest lane in the South. If you’re a good driver, you’ll fly. If you’re not, you’ll get passed by 20 cars and get yelled at. People from other states are obvious. They’re driving big vans with crap on top and think they’re doing good.
My dad drove on the 400 and said, ‘Why is everyone going so fast?’ I told him, ‘Because they’re all rich and they think they’re the best.’
I saw a guy driving a van on the 400 and got passed by like 10 cars in one minute.
My uncle from Wisconsin drove on the 400 and got 5 people giving him the finger. He said, ‘Why are they mad at me?’ I said, ‘Because you’re from Wisconsin and you’re driving a van on the 400.’
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The road where everyone drives like they’re in a race. If you’re fast, you’re cool. If you’re slow, you’re a target. People from other states are easy to spot. They’re driving old vans with crap on top and don’t know how to drive.
I saw a guy driving a van on the 400 and got passed by 10 cars in one minute. He was like, ‘Why are they mad at me?’
My mom drove on the 400 and said, ‘Why are all these people going so fast?’ I told her, ‘Because they’re all rich and they think they’re the best.’
My uncle from Wisconsin drove on the 400 and got 5 people giving him the finger. He was like, ‘Why are they mad at me?’ I said, ‘Because you’re from Wisconsin and you’re driving a van on the 400.’
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The highway where everyone is in a hurry. If you’re fast, you’re awesome. If you’re slow, you get yelled at. People from other states are easy to spot. They’re driving old vans with crap on top and don’t know what the 400 is.
I saw a guy driving a van on the 400 and got passed by like 10 cars in one minute. He was confused.
My dad drove on the 400 and said, ‘Why are all these people going so fast?’ I told him, ‘Because they’re all rich and they think they’re the best.’
My cousin drove into Atlanta and tried to merge on the 400. He got 7 people giving him the finger. He was like, ‘Why are they mad at me?’
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