Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gate? Great? Who cares? It’s just a bunch of rich guys trying to act like they’re saving the world while eating steak and drinking wine.

Gate? Great? Who even knows? Just another bunch of rich men pretending to care.

Gate? Great? I’d rather be stuck in traffic than listen to their stupid talk.

Gate? Great? It’s like they’re trying to make me care about the world while I’m trying to survive middle school.

2

Great! Like, super great! The kind of great that only happens when you’re high and you think you’re a world leader.

Great! I mean, like, literally great. The kind of great that only happens when you’re high.

Great! The kind of great that only a kid with a lousy GPA and a crush on the principal can understand.

Great! I thought I was going to die from embarrassment when I said that out loud.

3

A group of eight rich countries. They talk about stuff like money and trade. They probably don’t know what poverty even is.

A group of eight rich countries. They talk about money and trade. They probably don’t know what poverty even is.

Eight rich countries. They talk about trade and stuff. They probably never had to do a report card.

Eight rich countries. They talk about trade and stuff. They probably don’t know what a report card is.

4

A weak, annoying tool. Sounds like a cat’s butt in Taiwan. That’s the worst thing ever.

A weak, annoying tool. Sounds like a cat’s butt in Taiwan. I’d rather be stuck in a math test.

A weak, annoying tool. Sounds like a cat’s butt in Taiwan. I’d rather be stuck in a math test forever.

5

Eight people who talk a lot but don’t know how to make the world better. They should get out more and stop being so fake.

6

Clothes for people who think they’re cool because they play video games. It’s just a bunch of shirts with stuff on them.

7

Eight rich people who talk about Africa’s problems and global warming. They probably have no idea what poverty is.