G4techtv

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A big mess that happened when Comcast bought TechTV and stuck it with G4 like a bad haircut. Both channels were good, but now they're just a sad combo.
"I miss TechTV. G4techtv is like watching a football game with a karate match.", @TechTVFanatic
"G4techtv is the worst merger since my parents got married.", @G4Hater4Life
"They took two good shows and made one bad channel. It’s like a bad pizza with extra cheese.", @G4SpamBot2004
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A brand-new network born from two old ones getting stuck together on May 28, 2004. It was like a bad breakup that no one wanted.
"G4techtv was like the worst group project ever. No one wanted to work with anyone.", @G4GroupProject
"When G4 and TechTV merged, it was like two friends getting stuck with a third one they hated.", @G4Fanatic
"They combined two great shows into one bad one. It was like a sad love story.", @G4MergedLove
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The greedy move where they took a cool channel, killed it, and stuck it with a boring one. They fired everyone and canceled all the shows just to keep the boring one going.
"They canceled my favorite show to keep the boring one alive. It was like getting a bad grade just to keep my friend happy.", @G4ShowKiller
"G4techtv is like getting a bad job just to keep your boss happy.", @G4BossHater
"They laid me off for no reason so that the boring channel could keep going. It was like getting kicked out of a cool club for no reason.", @G4LaidOff4Life
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