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She’s doing fine, but don’t let her hear you say it
He texted her: Good for her. She replied: You’re dead next Tuesday.
At the party, someone said Good for her. She threw a drink at them.
He said Good for her in front of her mom. She cried and ran away.
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It’s like she won the lottery and you got stuck with the ticket
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who lost the lottery.
At work, he said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who got stuck with the bill.
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who had to pay for the ticket.
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She’s getting what she wants, and you’re getting the blame
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who signed the contract.
At the restaurant, he said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who spilled the soup.
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who let the dog out.
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She’s getting all the glory and you’re getting the grief
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who got yelled at.
At school, he said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who got detention.
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who got the blame.
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She’s winning, and you’re the one who lost the bet
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who lost the bet.
At the game, he said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who lost the match.
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who lost the round.
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She’s getting all the perks, and you’re stuck with the mess
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who got stuck with the mess.
At work, he said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who had to clean it up.
He said Good for her. She said, You’re the one who had to deal with the aftermath.
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