g3rmz

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A legendary 21st Century beast. King of gamers and god of big titties.

I worship G3rmz like he's the messiah and my titties are holy.

G3rmz is the only reason I still play video games and ignore my ex.

He’s like a god, but with better graphics and a bigger chest.

The most famous gamer in the world. He’s got the body and the brain to back it up.

G3rmz is the reason I play games instead of doing my math homework.

He’s got more skills than my mom and more chest than my sister.

I’d follow him anywhere, even if it means getting yelled at by my dad.

A god-like gamer. He’s got the looks and the guts to back it up.

G3rmz is my hero. He’s got the body and the brain to beat my dad at video games.

He’s like a superhero, but with better gameplay and bigger muscles.

I’d rather die than not follow G3rmz.