1 you're the worst and everyone knows it Expand I saw you fail at math, and it was gloriousYou tripped in front of the whole schoolYour mom called you a disgrace + Examples
2 you're so dumb it hurts Expand You thought pizza was a vegetableYou cried when you lost at tagYou tried to talk to a teacher and it was awkward + Examples
3 you're the human version of a broken toaster Expand You burnt your toast and then criedYou fell off the monkey barsYou tried to sing and it was a disaster + Examples