Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The king of all animals. The best. No one else comes close. You’re just a sad, weak, loser.

@jordanpeters23 GOAT

I eat cereal for breakfast. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s shadow.

2

The ultimate legend. The man. The beast. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even beat a goat.

@lebron GOAT

I ran a marathon. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s dog.

3

The best of the best. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even compare to a goat.

@mj GOAT

I can juggle. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s sandwich.

4

The greatest. The one. The king. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even stand next to a goat.

@kobe GOAT

I have a pet turtle. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s pet turtle.

5

The top dog. The legend. The GOAT. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even dream of being a goat.

@tigerwoods GOAT

I have a goldfish. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s goldfish.

6

The best of the best. The legend. The GOAT. You’re just a sad, weak, loser who can’t even come close to being a goat.

@elonmusk GOAT

I have a pet rock. You’re a goat.

You’re not even a goat. You’re a goat’s pet rock.