g33k

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The lowest form of a geek. They think they're super cool because they use ‘1337’ everywhere. But most of them are too dumb to know that the more 1337 they use, the less likely they are to get laid.
@geekguy123 is the worst g33k ever. He wrote ‘I l0v3 3v3ryth1ng’ on his DMs.
My friend is a g33k. He says ‘h0w r y0u’ like it’s a big deal.
That g33k tried to impress me with ‘1337 sp34k’ and failed.
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A l33t geek. Basically the same as a geek, but with more letters missing and more confusion.
@l33tgeek123 says ‘I c4n r34d 1337 sp34k’ and it’s just a lie.
My friend tried to be a l33t geek and wrote ‘gr8’ instead of ‘great’.
That l33t geek tried to text me and spelled ‘hello’ as ‘h3ll0’.
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A geek who thinks it’s cool to turn words into numbers or add ‘orz’ at the end of everything. They speak in a weird language called ‘g33k sp33k’.
My friend said ‘b4tch’ instead of ‘bitch’ and it was so annoying.
That g33k added ‘orz’ to every sentence and it was just a disaster.
He called me ‘p4n1c’ instead of ‘panic’ and it was so weird.
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A geek who thinks adding the word ‘sauce’ to everything makes them sound cool. They say things like ‘this is the sauce’ and no one knows what they mean.
He called his sandwich ‘the sauce’ and it was just a piece of bread.
My friend said ‘this music is the sauce’ and it was just a normal song.
That g33k said ‘this is the sauce’ and it was just a random comment.
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A super gross energy drink that tastes like root beer and makes you feel like you’re on fire. It’s from the same company that makes BAWLS and it’s the hardest to find but the best to drink.
I drank g33k and it was like drinking root beer and caffeine at the same time.
My friend said g33k is the best energy drink ever and it was true.
That g33k drink made me feel like I was going to explode.
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A computer geek who knows all the fancy stuff and can read ‘1337 sp34k’ like it’s normal. They think they’re super cool and they probably are.
My friend is a g33k and he can read ‘1337 sp34k’ and it’s wild.
That g33k guy knows everything about computers and it’s intimidating.
He said he’s a g33k and he can write code in 1337 and it was true.
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