g2h

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you're about to wish you had a time machine to go back and never started this mess

My mom said that after I ate the whole cake and spilled frosting on the couch

My boss said that when I showed up late and forgot my coffee

My dog said that when I tried to take his spot on the couch

you're going to be roasted in the afterlife for your bad choices

My little brother said that when I told him I was going to play video games all night

My teacher said that when I drew on the desk with crayons

My friend said that when I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself

you're making a mistake that will haunt you forever, and it's also a typo

My sister said that when I wrote 'g2h' instead of 'g2g' on my homework

My neighbor said that when I ran through his yard and forgot my shoes

My dad said that when I tried to explain my life in 10 words