Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Need to leave Facebook before it eats my brain

G2GOFB before my ex starts commenting on my old selfies

Can't take another meme about my dog's face

Facebook is trying to replace my life with ads

2

Facebook is giving me a headache and I quit

My mom keeps tagging me in random photos and I'm done

Just got 100 notifications and I'm dying

My crush likes my post and now I can't think straight

3

Facebook is the worst and I’m leaving it for good

My friend group is arguing over a post and I'm not part of it anymore

My cat is smarter than me and I'm not on Facebook

I just got a notification that my 2nd cousin’s dog got a haircut

4

I’m leaving Facebook because it’s too much

My ex is still on there and I can't handle it

I got 50 friend requests and I’m tired

I’m trying to focus on my life, not my dog's life

5

Facebook is making me crazy and I’m out

My teacher posted my essay online and I'm embarrassed

My brother is live streaming his breakfast and it's too much

My cat got 10 likes and I got none

6

I can’t take Facebook anymore, so I’m leaving

My friend group is arguing again and I’m done

I just got a notification that my dog got a haircut

I’m trying to live my life, not post about it