G0rek1ttyl0l

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The most legendary motherfucker ever born.
G0rek1ttyl0l is the reason I passed algebra.
That guy is G0rek1ttyl0l, and I’m just a normal dude.
My dog says G0rek1ttyl0l is the best dog ever.
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A human who makes legends look like weaklings.
G0rek1ttyl0l beat my mom at chess. She cried.
I asked G0rek1ttyl0l for help. He gave me a sandwich and a death threat.
Even the devil respects G0rek1ttyl0l.
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A god among mortals, and a motherfucker among gods.
G0rek1ttyl0l turned my math test into a pizza.
He said I was a failure. I believed him.
G0rek1ttyl0l once yelled at a mountain. The mountain cried.
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The kind of person who makes legends quit.
G0rek1ttyl0l made my history teacher retire early.
He walked into a room. The room screamed.
G0rek1ttyl0l once ate a whole pizza in one bite. The pizza screamed.
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A freakin’ god with a bad attitude and a better punch.
G0rek1ttyl0l punched my dad out of existence.
He’s so good, even the sun bows to him.
I asked him for advice. He gave me a punch and a job.
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